You Just Might Be Amish:

If you have ever asked, "Does this shade of black make me look fat?"

If you have ever said, "Hide the light bulbs, the Bishop is coming!"

If you have a "Born To Raise Barns" tattoo.

If you have ever taken your buggy through the drive-thru.

If you can tell a Clydesdale from a Belgium.

If you consider Thomas Alva Edison a troublemaker.

If you and your wife had the same last name before you were married.

If dinner always includes dessert...

You Just Might Be Amish

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