Quote of the Day

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun a lot more work.

The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic.

Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

My wife is so talented. She does the best bird imitations. She watches me like a hawk.

Where you're headed is more important than how fast you're going.