Why Life Is Easy For Men

Your figure is never a factor in a job interview

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Chocolate is just another snack

You can be president

You can wear a white shirt to a water park

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't care if someone notices your new haircut or not

The world is your urinal

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky

You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc. around your reproductive system

Same work more pay