Moses Takes A Swim

The Israeli ambassador was about to negotiate with Arafat for peace in the middle east but insisted that he must first tell a true story. This was agreed upon and the story started: "After the Jews fled from Egypt and the Egyptian army was destroyed Moses decided to relax with a little swim in the Red Sea.

After skinny dipping for a half hour Moses went to reclaim his clothes but his clothes couldn't be found." "Where are my clothes?", demanded Moses. "The Palestinians stole them.", yelled all the Jews.

At this point Arafat jumped angrily to his feet. "That's absurd! You can't blame us! There were no Palestinians at that time!!" "Exactly.", said the ambassador. "Now we can negotiate."