Bumper Snickers

* Hang up and drive.

* Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

* WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

* This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.

* I have the body of a god...Buddha!

* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

* Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.