Dumb Labels
On a hair dryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPINGOn a bar of soap:
USE LIKE REGULAR SOAPOn a frozen dinner:
SERVING SUGGESTION, DEFROSTOn a hotel-provided shower cap:
FITS ONE HEADOn a tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN (this was printed on the bottom of the box)On a package of bread pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER EATINGOn children's cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERYOn a sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESSOn a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING- KEEP OUT OF CHILDRENOn an airline packet of nuts:
OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS