Quote of the Day

It's time for a change...and I have the remote.

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.

Experience is a hard teacher because it gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

Winners make it happen, losers let it happen.

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Forget the health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get.

It is better to be over the hill than under it.

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.