Quote of the Day

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

To be bad-mouthed by a fool is the same as getting compliments from a wise man.

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

Credit cards are a great way of spending money you wish you had.

How come none of these feminists have declared Satan is a woman, too?

Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 PM.

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

You KNOW technology has passed you by when you have a power outage and nothing you own is blinking.