Things to Ponder 1

Why does your nose run, but your feet smell?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream?

Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?