A Discourse On Women's Logic

I AM WOMAN -- HEAR ME ROAR!
If you don't open my door.

I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO!
But I don't have to.

I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER!
But you're still gonna pay.

SEX IS A SPECIAL THING!
And a very good weapon.

I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT!
But I can't kill a spider.

I'M THE REAL MCCOY!
Except for my boobs and my face.

I'M VERY PROUD OF MY AGE!
Which is none of your business.