Words of Insight and Wisdom III

The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off!

Insanity is hereditary--you get it from your kids.

Team work means not having to take all the blame.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

The perfect person is someone who has acceptable faults.

None of the secrets of success will work unless you do.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You know you're getting old when beautiful young women start calling you "sweetie" and "honeybun."