Vacation Terminology Translated

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, please be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm .......... No bath

Tropical ................. Rainy

Majestic setting ......... A long way from town

Options galore ........... Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway ........ Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms ..... Already occupied

Explore on your own ...... Pay for it yourself