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Blonde Jokes 1
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.