Life According To Hollywood

High School students look thirty years old.

Nobody ever realizes until the end of a monster movie, that everyone that went into the dark cellar never came out.

Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt.

Everybody wins in Las Vegas.

When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of blood from the corner of their mouth

Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg

Police chases must include a car going through a plate glass window

Burglar alarm system's connection box is on the outside wall

Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.

Cars will explode in all accidents.

Undercover cops are too good to be spotted, especially when wearing dark sunglasses.

Housework is never needed.

Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.