Things to ponder 8

I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. 

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? 

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice? 

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little 
as they. 

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, 
does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring 
at carpeting? 

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?