Things to ponder 3

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be 
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw 
hamburgers? 

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck 
together? 

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" 
on money they already know you don't have? 

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, 
do the other trees make fun of it? 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very 
small and the pen is real sharp.

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty 
litter?

Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be 
a vegetarian.