Bible Questions and Answers

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? 
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! 

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? 
A: He only had two worms! 

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? 
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. 

Q: Why did God create man before woman? 
A: He didn't want any advice. 

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? 
A: A roamin' Catholic! 

Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' 
Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' 

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!