Murphy's Law

Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.

Any line, however short, is still too long.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do the work.

We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.