Lawyer Jokes 2

For a good time, hire a hooker,
For a lot of time, hire my attorney.
Anonymous prison cell graffiti

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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

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Q. What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.