Bill Gates and the Genie

Bill Gates is lying at the beach reading newspaper. Suddenly he discovers a bottle in the sea and takes it to open.

A genie appears and says, "I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward you can make a wish."

Bill Gates thinks about it and suddenly says, "This is the map of Yugoslavia. I want peace for this country."

The genie replies, "I can do a lot, but not this? Don't you have another wish ?"

Bill Gates thinks and says, "Ok. The whole world hates Microsoft because we want to conquer the software-market. I want you to stop that."

The genie thinks about it and says, "Show me the map again."