Employee Evaluation

Be sure to read through to the bottom...

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 
13 executed as soon as possible. 

Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.