State Mottoes
This is a list of what state mottoes should really be...
Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a motto?)Florida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
We Put the "Fun" in FundamentalismHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainlanders, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Gateway to IowaIndiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
Land of James T. KirkKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
Cheap LobsterMaryland:
A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota:
For SaleMississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little ElseNebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Whores and Poker!New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want a Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right Here!New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an AttorneyNorth Carolina:
Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota:
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by ClevelandOklahoma:
Like the Play...Only No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually SurrenderSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Educashun StateTexas:
Se Hablo InglesUtah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming:
Wynot?