New York, New York Windows XP Brooklyn Edition

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS XP/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.

Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "WINDAS XP," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.

When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note: 

-Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island." 
-My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa." 
-The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk." 
-Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," 
-"Erased," or "Rubbed Out." 
-Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar." 
-Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses." 
-Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin'
 the family business" and will actually maximize da 
 program instead of shuttin' it down. 
-Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour." 
-Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe 
 dis!" pops up. 

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION: 
OK...................Sure ting 
Cancel...........Fugetaboutit 
Reset.............Start Ova 
Yes.................Yeah 
No...................Nah 
Find................Put a contract out on 
Browse..........Get a looksee 
Back...............U toin 
Help................(Help ain't available - yous don't need 
nostinkin' help) 
Stop.................Knock it off 
Start.................Move it! 
Settings..........Here's d' Rules 

Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN
EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R." 

Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98: 
Typa................A word processin' program 
Printa...............Printer 
Calculata..........Calculator 
Solitare.............Seven Card Stud 

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version Yeah so, Yous got a problem wit dat?